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O'RILEY // CALLSIGN "FATTY"
he stinks!
PONY LOVERS UNITE!
CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
Despite his long, long time in the airforce, he mever expected to actually go to war!! He just failed school and needed mula. Well, at least his wofe is also here for emotional support.
....Jude? Who?? ohhh. You mean that kid who wont go away. Hes... ok.
Despite his long, long time in the airforce, he mever expected to actually go to war!! He just failed school and needed mula. Well, at least his wofe is also here for emotional support.
....Jude? Who?? ohhh. You mean that kid who wont go away. Hes... ok.
| NAME | O'Riley |
| AGE | 37 |
| RELATIONSHIP? | Married |
| HOBBIES | Unicorns |
| ROLE | Token cool dude |
| FAVORITE FOOD | Lays Mcgangbang, or a hotdog. |
!!! FUN FACTS !!!
- Hes been with Lequisha since he was 12
- Is into fat women (NOT!!! MEN!)
- Hes got a disgusting drooling habit.
STUPIDITY:
9/10
SKILL:
ALSO 9/10
HYGIENE:
Sub par.
♪ INRTO SONG // "BECAUSE I GOT HIGH" ♪
O'Rileys beats.mp3
JUDE!! // CALLSIGN "SWEETPEA"
GAY
ONE SIDES LOVE IS SO IN RIGHT NOW!
CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
He preaches peace and love, but when the big red "DROP NUKE" button appears when hes flying over an Iraqi famiky, best believe its getting smashed!!
Hes not the dumbest person in the world, but Jude sure needs to hope the dumbest doesn't die.
He preaches peace and love, but when the big red "DROP NUKE" button appears when hes flying over an Iraqi famiky, best believe its getting smashed!!
Hes not the dumbest person in the world, but Jude sure needs to hope the dumbest doesn't die.
| NAME | Jude |
| AGE | 27 |
| RELATIONSHIP? | one sided pining |
| HOBBIES | Organisation |
| ROLE | Gay guy |
| FAVORITE FOOD | Craft mac n cheese |
!!! FUN FACTS !!!
- Got circular frames because of john Lennon.
- Whistles when he talks cause of his buckteeth.
- Broke his nose as a kid and cant smell like at all.
STUPIDITY:
7/10
SKILL:
5/10
TASE IN MEN:
0.
♪ INTRO SONG// "HEY JUDE" ♪
the bottles.mp3
LAQEUTA // HOTTEST OF ALL TIME!
pony
Unicorn SUPREMACY!!!
CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
Shes made of love, hot glue and mold. Shes not supposed to be here, but she is. Because nobody will touch her.
shes really disgusting and crusty its actually so bad.
Shes made of love, hot glue and mold. Shes not supposed to be here, but she is. Because nobody will touch her.
shes really disgusting and crusty its actually so bad.
| NAME | Leqeuisha |
| AGE | 25 |
| RELATIONSHIP? | Perfect and married. |
| HOBBIES | Loving O'Riley |
| ROLE | Super Sexy Pony |
| FAVORITE FOOD | Magical popcorn |
!!! FUN FACTS !!!
- The stains are actually part of her fur pattern!!! Its intentional!!!
- Molded into the shape of O'Rileys hand
- Appears in peoples minds and makes them do bad things
STUPIDITY:
3/10
SKILL:
10000/10
*** STAINS:
All of them.
♪MAGICAL THEME SONG // "PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS" ♪
pink fluffy unicorns damcing on rainbows.mp3
PLACEHOLDER
AHHHHH!
CHARACTER 04 // HELP
CHARACTER DESCRIPTION:
To be created... soon... maybe....????
To be created... soon... maybe....????
| NAME | null |
| AGE | one of them |
| RELATIONSHIP? | I dunnoooo |
| PRONOUNS | woke ones |
| ROLE | to be molested |
| FAVORITE FOOD | beer |
!!! FUN FACTS !!!
- i have a heart head!!!
- fat furry inflation
- percy wajts a new apple pen nib his broke
STUPIDITY:
at least 2
SKILL:
AHHHH
funstat:
not existence
♪ CHARACTER THEME // "YOUR SONG TITLE" ♪
Character Theme 04.mp3